Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Hunt for the Worst Song Ever.

I decided to start this, because. And I think I already found the winner. Why am I doing this? Because I truly believe that it's hard to make bad music. Now let me first say - I'm not intentionally trying to focus on bad artists. I can find 9 million tonedeaf idiots on Youtube. This band is on major tours (coming up on the Vans Warped Tour and finishing up the Crunk Kids Tour... and they're playing in the Lowlands Festival with Prodigy & Bloc Party in the end of August), and signed to a label. But don't completely untalented people not get famous, you ask? And yet that's exactly what this is.



This is what the band says:
We shot this 100% on our own equipment.
We shot this on a budget of $0.00.
This was our first project since graduating film school.
Everybody who worked on this shoot was unpaid therefore we respect EVERYBODY who featured in our video.
We shot this video in four hours.
There was no drinking of alcohol on set. The bottle you see seven drinking from....that's apple juice believe it or not!



...I wish it was cyanide in that bottle. It's just autotune, which is one of my least favorite things in the world, and screaming for no reason, and a garbage beat. "Let's get freaky now RAWR." I'm going to have nightmares now. Their album is called "i'm not a fan but the kids like it"... but I really don't think anybody does. And just in case you didn't believe me that they're some of the worst, here's their pictures:




Send me your suggestions if you think something is worse than this. Or don't if you want me to be a happy person.

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